Saturday, May 1, 2010

Oh, the Pain!

For anyone (other than my faithful hubby) who may be reading this, and may care, I just got stung by a bee.

On my toe. The one just to the right of my big toe, on my right foot.

"How did it happen, Ma'am?"

Well, I was walking barefoot in the grass (alas!) in our front yard, reaching up for a nice, juicy mulberry (they've just started to ripen, yum yum!!), when my foot happened to trespass on a patch of purple clover currently being occupied by Aunt Bee, who made her displeasure known.

So watch your step today, friends, somewhere out there, there's a bee with YOUR name on it!

Friday, April 30, 2010

I'm ba-a-a-ck!!

OK, I have a confession to make. (I am Catholic, after all.)

After my last post here, I started a new "anonymous" blog, here.

As the title said, no one WAS reading it. I needed that for a while, because I had been feeling the need to get some things off my chest (42DD, last time I checked, thank you very much) without anyone reading them.

And let's face it - if you really want to say something online, and have absolutely NOBODY know you're saying it, the absolute best place to do it is in a brand new blog! Am I right? High five!

I'm not going to discontinue the other blog, because I really like the way it looks. Hey, no offense, Blogger, but WordPress is just, well, classier looking. There, I said it! Sorry!

But hey, classy isn't everything, right? If it was, Paris Hilton wouldn't be a celebrity! So here I am, your own 200-pound Paris Hilton, ready to take up the pen (metaphorically speaking) and rock your bloggin' world!

Or something.