Blogger's vacation? and speech suggestions needed!

Hmm, yeah, I know, I was going to post more often and now here I am, blithely checking in after only, what, two weeks?

Sorry!

But this seems to happen with every new blog I start.

I get all enthusiastic - "THIS time I'm gonna be the best blogger in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD YAYYY!!!"

I post every day, or at least regularly, for a few weeks.

Then on my regular posting day, I sleep in - Aww, no one will notice if I miss ONE DAY, right?

Then another day, I get all caught up in ... well ... LIFE. Biking, or reading a really good book or (embarrassingly enough) reading someone ELSE'S really hot blog.

And before I know it, it's been ... well ... two weeks since I posted and I can't think of anything to say!

OK, I DO know something I can write about! I'm supposed to do a humorous speech at my Toastmasters club on August 25.

And I have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT I'M GOING TO WRITE ABOUT!

Any ideas?

I promise to blog more often if you come up with anything good!!! ;-) ;-) ;-)